home message Instagram Pizza? theme

My name is christian and this is the blog you are looking for

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via love-adamtuttle)

iwantsomethinggoldtostay:

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

omg i actually never thought about how they filmed that part

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via 1ts-princess-anna)

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

(via flying-pink-panda)

Like this post

cold-mint-tea:

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

now, it’s too cold.

rotiqueen:

You should treat your girlfriend like a princess and her throne should be your face.

(Source: elusivelyshani, via sadbasically)

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo
<---DONT REMOVE---->
unimpulsive theme