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silencegirlhoping:

☯here☯

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via walking27disaster)

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
kingcheddarxvii:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

Her best

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via fake-mermaid)

temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(via its-fucking-magic)

padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

In Psychology we discussed this once we also concluded that if you believed this then your nightmares ( especially if you die in the dreams) is also your past lives death’s.

(via organicviibes)

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



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